23 Pawfectly Behaved Canine Children to Help You Have a Wholesome Work Day

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    Dogs have no idea how wonderful they are. They just wander around making the world a better place.
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    If my dog is bothering you, I can give you a treat and put you outside
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    My toxic trait is telling my dog he's been a good boy even though he's been a complete menace all day.
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    riggstheoggsd my dog if barking at nothing. an olympic sport: was 1
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    When someone tells me they're not a dog person, but all I hear is blah blah blah I am a psychopath
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    "But it's just a dog" The quickest way to get disqualified as a friend
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    REALIZING MY FLOORS WILL NEVER BE CLEAN BECAUSE OF THE CHOICES I MADE THE CHOICES:
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    STUDIES SAY OWNING A DOG LOWERS YOUR RISK OF CARDIOVASCULAR DEATH BY 31%. UNLESS YOU'VE GOT A HUSKY... THEN IT'S JUST A DAILY GAMBLE ON WHETHER THEY'RE GIVING YOU A HEART ATTACK OR KEEPING YOU ALIVE..
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    Find someone who looks at you like Roger looks at a barbecue. @allaboutdogsfb
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    "is it okay if we cancel tonight?" me and my dog already in bed: C
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    my dog whenever I come home smelling like another dog WELCOME HOME CHEATER
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    Me every time I go to someone's house and they have dogs.
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    the first time I met my dog the thousandth of times I come home to my dog
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    No dog ever abandoned its owner because they were old, poor, or sick. Michal ThePaws.net
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    When you thought you ran over an animal but it was just a person
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    TEEFS
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    You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your dog
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    DOGS BELONGS ON COUCHES... NOT ON CHAINS.
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    Me: No more, your dog food bag says 1 cup. The Dog: The Oreo box surely doesn't say 16 Oreos Tricia, but here we are...
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    Dog Texting Codes BOL-Bark Out Loud OMDT - Over My Dead Toy HAW - Humans Are Watching OMD - Oh My Dog TTTP-Talk To The Paw ROFB - Rolling On Floor Barking SMB - Smell My Butt
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    Me: I'm going to need to leave. early today. Boss: Is there a reason why? Me: I've spent enough time. with people, I need my dog
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    Guys with feet like this have 125% chance of stealing your girl allaboutdogsib
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    Other people: "I NEVER let my dog on the furniture at home!" My dog at home:

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